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Re: The joke thread

Post by ShrinkingSteven on Thu 7 Nov 2013 - 13:48



Doctor! Doctor! I feel like a pack of cards.
I will deal with you later.

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Re: The joke thread

Post by ErebusV8 on Thu 7 Nov 2013 - 21:51

Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.
You're too tents.


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Re: The joke thread

Post by BG Hainesy on Fri 8 Nov 2013 - 12:52

Last night I reached for my liquid viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of tippex. I woke this morning with a huge correction.

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Post by ErebusV8 on Fri 8 Nov 2013 - 13:06

A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.


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Post by ErebusV8 on Fri 8 Nov 2013 - 13:15

i really hope this is appropriate

So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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Post by ErebusV8 on Fri 8 Nov 2013 - 13:17

Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.


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Re: The joke thread

Post by ErebusV8 on Fri 8 Nov 2013 - 13:17

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a well known six offender.


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Post by ErebusV8 on Fri 8 Nov 2013 - 13:19

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let’s go play on our bikes.


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Post by ErebusV8 on Fri 8 Nov 2013 - 13:19

What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.


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Re: The joke thread

Post by ErebusV8 on Fri 8 Nov 2013 - 13:20

favourite joke of all time

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks “How do you drive this thing?”


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Post by ErebusV8 on Fri 8 Nov 2013 - 13:20

Last night I almost had a threesome, I only needed two more people!


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Post by ErebusV8 on Fri 8 Nov 2013 - 13:21

I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap.


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Post by ErebusV8 on Fri 8 Nov 2013 - 13:21

Marketing companies should use chromosomes in advertisements because sex cells.

one more


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Post by ErebusV8 on Fri 8 Nov 2013 - 13:22

I started a band called 999 Megabytes — we haven’t gotten a gig yet.

ok now one more


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Re: The joke thread

Post by ErebusV8 on Fri 8 Nov 2013 - 13:22

How do you make Holy water? Boil the hell out of it

done


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Re: The joke thread

Post by CQR Myles on Fri 8 Nov 2013 - 13:41


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Re: The joke thread

Post by Grovesy36 on Fri 8 Nov 2013 - 14:01

How do you catch a rabbit? Hide in the bushes and make the noise of a lettuce

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Re: The joke thread

Post by AMR Garage on Fri 8 Nov 2013 - 14:34

I've just found out that my grandmother has false teeth... how can I believe a SINGLE WORD THAT SHE TELLS ME!?!?!?




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Re: The joke thread

Post by XPR Roadrunner on Fri 10 Jan 2014 - 14:36

so a hot rodder walks into a bar. He goes to the bar tender and asks what engine he should put in his new project, bar tender says "I don't know, ask somebody else". So the hot rodder asks the guy next to him, who gives him the same answer as the bar tender. Annoyingly, the hot rodder continues to ask people this question, determined to get an answer. Then finally somebody at the back of the bar shouts "For crying out loud, put a God damn SOHC in it!"

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Post by LMP Dragon on Fri 10 Jan 2014 - 15:18

A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe. They sit down and have a couple of drinks, once done they got up and the giraffe fell over. The barkeep then said "You can't leave that lyin' there" the man then said "It isn't a lion, it is a giraffe"


LMP Dragon wrote:You cannot tame or control a dragon. Only slay them.

Creator of the infamous Dragon Train!




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Re: The joke thread

Post by ErebusV8 on Fri 10 Jan 2014 - 23:16

"What a pleasant surprise.. You came home early" Wife speaks so gladly.
I was forced to do it. I have to obey what my boss told me to do. He ordered: "GO TO HELL"


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Re: The joke thread

Post by KaneGR4 on Fri 10 Jan 2014 - 23:40

Speeding along at 60, there was a buzz from my mobile on the dashboard.

"Your phone just went," said my wife.

"It's only a text," I replied. "I'll check it when we get there."

She picked up the phone, and looked at it suspiciously. Then she tapped the screen, scrolled down and started reading. "I thought so," she sneered. "It's yet another crap joke from Dave about women being bad drivers."

"Watch the bloody road," I snapped. "You just ran a red light."

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Re: The joke thread

Post by XB6 Broomzke on Sun 12 Jan 2014 - 8:01

Bloke walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants.

Bartender says that must be uncomfortable.

Bloke replies Yeah it driving me nuts!!! 

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