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Duke Nukem Forever

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Duke Nukem Forever

Post by CQR Aero on Fri 11 Feb 2011 - 10:43

It's really coming! (Taken from www.rockpapershotgun.com)



So, the Duke Nukem Forever Collector’s Edition may or may not contain:

■The game! Always a nice thing to have in a Collector’s Edition, I find. It’d be embarrassing to go into a shop a say “Hello, I’d like to buy £80 of promotional tat and also the object they are advertising, please!”
■A bust of Duke Nukem with “Carpe Nukem” on the base. In case you never wanted to have sex ever again.
■“History, Legacy & Legend” DNF art book. I really hope you open this up and it’s just a single A2 fold-out picture of the Duke raising a middle finger at the reader.
■A DNF comic book. Maybe it’s written by Kieron! It’s probably not written by Kieron as the cover is not misspelled.
■A certificate of authenticity with the number “2,000″ clearly visible. Will they only be selling 2,000 collectors editions? Is it possible for there to be only 2,000 copies of something which doesn’t exist? Do you think this is real, readers? Why am I asking so many questions?
■Soem DICE
■A deck o f CARDS
■Two (2) poker chips. In case you wanted to conduct the world’s smallest and most miserly game of poker. “I’m… ALL in!” “Steven you only have one chi–” “SHUT UP CARLOS.”
■A sticker, in case you felt something in your life did not have enough advertisements on it already. If you were wondering, yes, I am a communist.
■Four postcards. One is from space! Silly Duke, you can’t send a postcard from space.
■A big box! This is my favourite part.

http://www.gametrailers.com/video/return-of-duke-nukem/709618

http://www.gametrailers.com/video/return-of-duke-nukem/710452


Last edited by Chris on Fri 11 Feb 2011 - 15:00; edited 2 times in total





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Re: Duke Nukem Forever

Post by Crisis Nine on Fri 11 Feb 2011 - 14:15

To even come near the level of expectation this is gona have to be one of the best games ever made. They should have just canned it long time ago.

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever

Post by Guest on Fri 11 Feb 2011 - 14:22

not a suitable video for here Chris. Swearing in huge letters, a spirit advert!!!!

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever

Post by CQR Aero on Fri 11 Feb 2011 - 14:35

Ah shoot - on the non-embedded version you had to put your DOB in to watch it. Still, it has an M17+ rating at the front of the video for those who want to self-regulate.





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Post by Guest on Fri 11 Feb 2011 - 14:50

the Vodka advert comes before the self regulation M17+ bit mate

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever

Post by CQR Aero on Fri 11 Feb 2011 - 14:53

Vodka advert???!? I got a driving safety advert!!!





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Re: Duke Nukem Forever

Post by Guest on Fri 11 Feb 2011 - 14:56

i just got a lynx (angels falling ad) on this refresh run. Seems like its random mate.

Still, it defo was Vodka 1st time for me

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever

Post by CQR Aero on Fri 11 Feb 2011 - 14:57

Edited to remove all fun replace all videos with links.





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Re: Duke Nukem Forever

Post by Guest on Fri 11 Feb 2011 - 15:44

lol. Not my rules Razz

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