Duke Nukem Forever
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Duke Nukem Forever
It's really coming! (Taken from www.rockpapershotgun.com)
So, the Duke Nukem Forever Collector’s Edition may or may not contain:
■The game! Always a nice thing to have in a Collector’s Edition, I find. It’d be embarrassing to go into a shop a say “Hello, I’d like to buy £80 of promotional tat and also the object they are advertising, please!”
■A bust of Duke Nukem with “Carpe Nukem” on the base. In case you never wanted to have sex ever again.
■“History, Legacy & Legend” DNF art book. I really hope you open this up and it’s just a single A2 fold-out picture of the Duke raising a middle finger at the reader.
■A DNF comic book. Maybe it’s written by Kieron! It’s probably not written by Kieron as the cover is not misspelled.
■A certificate of authenticity with the number “2,000″ clearly visible. Will they only be selling 2,000 collectors editions? Is it possible for there to be only 2,000 copies of something which doesn’t exist? Do you think this is real, readers? Why am I asking so many questions?
■Soem DICE
■A deck o f CARDS
■Two (2) poker chips. In case you wanted to conduct the world’s smallest and most miserly game of poker. “I’m… ALL in!” “Steven you only have one chi–” “SHUT UP CARLOS.”
■A sticker, in case you felt something in your life did not have enough advertisements on it already. If you were wondering, yes, I am a communist.
■Four postcards. One is from space! Silly Duke, you can’t send a postcard from space.
■A big box! This is my favourite part.
http://www.gametrailers.com/video/return-of-duke-nukem/709618
http://www.gametrailers.com/video/return-of-duke-nukem/710452
So, the Duke Nukem Forever Collector’s Edition may or may not contain:
■The game! Always a nice thing to have in a Collector’s Edition, I find. It’d be embarrassing to go into a shop a say “Hello, I’d like to buy £80 of promotional tat and also the object they are advertising, please!”
■A bust of Duke Nukem with “Carpe Nukem” on the base. In case you never wanted to have sex ever again.
■“History, Legacy & Legend” DNF art book. I really hope you open this up and it’s just a single A2 fold-out picture of the Duke raising a middle finger at the reader.
■A DNF comic book. Maybe it’s written by Kieron! It’s probably not written by Kieron as the cover is not misspelled.
■A certificate of authenticity with the number “2,000″ clearly visible. Will they only be selling 2,000 collectors editions? Is it possible for there to be only 2,000 copies of something which doesn’t exist? Do you think this is real, readers? Why am I asking so many questions?
■Soem DICE
■A deck o f CARDS
■Two (2) poker chips. In case you wanted to conduct the world’s smallest and most miserly game of poker. “I’m… ALL in!” “Steven you only have one chi–” “SHUT UP CARLOS.”
■A sticker, in case you felt something in your life did not have enough advertisements on it already. If you were wondering, yes, I am a communist.
■Four postcards. One is from space! Silly Duke, you can’t send a postcard from space.
■A big box! This is my favourite part.
http://www.gametrailers.com/video/return-of-duke-nukem/709618
http://www.gametrailers.com/video/return-of-duke-nukem/710452
Last edited by Chris on Fri 11 Feb 2011 - 15:00; edited 2 times in total
Re: Duke Nukem Forever
To even come near the level of expectation this is gona have to be one of the best games ever made. They should have just canned it long time ago.
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
not a suitable video for here Chris. Swearing in huge letters, a spirit advert!!!!
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
Ah shoot - on the non-embedded version you had to put your DOB in to watch it. Still, it has an M17+ rating at the front of the video for those who want to self-regulate.
Re: Duke Nukem Forever
i just got a lynx (angels falling ad) on this refresh run. Seems like its random mate.
Still, it defo was Vodka 1st time for me
Still, it defo was Vodka 1st time for me
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