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Re: The Hilarious Thread
CMGraphix wrote:And how did you run into this?
Jon Bigger (listeners collective) posted it on facebook
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http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7993947/club-trillion-gets-wasted-indy-500
"The infield security guards are still either the laziest people in the world or they are just laid-back folks who understand that being a party pooper is a more serious offense than the petty, victimless crimes they're hired to stop. This became apparent shortly after my friends and I tapped the three kegs we brought to the track and put them on ice about an hour before the green flag dropped. A security guard approached us and said: "You guys know you aren't supposed to have kegs in here. I'll let it slide, but you have to promise me you won't throw any of them over the fence again this year."
Yes, you read that right — again.
You see, two years ago I brought a couple kegs to the race and tapped them not too far from where we tapped our kegs this year. And when the first keg was empty, I channeled my inner Magnus Ver Magnusson and threw it over the 10-foot fence, prompting one of my friends to freak out about the $30 deposit and climb the fence to retrieve the keg. Now, based on the video I linked to earlier and the fact that throwing beer cans over the fence was a point of emphasis for the security people this year, you would think that my group of friends being recognized as the guys who threw a keg over the fence and then retrieved it would be enough for us to get reprimanded somehow, especially since we had all the necessary materials in front of us to do it again. Yet we were essentially told, "You know that stupid, dangerous, and entirely illegal thing you guys did a couple of years ago? Do me a favor and try to resist the temptation to do that again. Or else I'm going to take your already-empty kegs away from you and then give you another warning next year.""
"The infield security guards are still either the laziest people in the world or they are just laid-back folks who understand that being a party pooper is a more serious offense than the petty, victimless crimes they're hired to stop. This became apparent shortly after my friends and I tapped the three kegs we brought to the track and put them on ice about an hour before the green flag dropped. A security guard approached us and said: "You guys know you aren't supposed to have kegs in here. I'll let it slide, but you have to promise me you won't throw any of them over the fence again this year."
Yes, you read that right — again.
You see, two years ago I brought a couple kegs to the race and tapped them not too far from where we tapped our kegs this year. And when the first keg was empty, I channeled my inner Magnus Ver Magnusson and threw it over the 10-foot fence, prompting one of my friends to freak out about the $30 deposit and climb the fence to retrieve the keg. Now, based on the video I linked to earlier and the fact that throwing beer cans over the fence was a point of emphasis for the security people this year, you would think that my group of friends being recognized as the guys who threw a keg over the fence and then retrieved it would be enough for us to get reprimanded somehow, especially since we had all the necessary materials in front of us to do it again. Yet we were essentially told, "You know that stupid, dangerous, and entirely illegal thing you guys did a couple of years ago? Do me a favor and try to resist the temptation to do that again. Or else I'm going to take your already-empty kegs away from you and then give you another warning next year.""
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Man, never trust a guy with a wife beater on, sideburns and a moustache like that.
I find it awfully hilarious that, according to most media, the UK is going ''bonkers for the jubilee'', and yet the only evidence I have seen of this here is supermarkets trying to ram it down our throats with stupid jubilee cakes and bunting everywhere, or the BBC news showing celebrations in London.
All the jubilee does in Glasgow is brings out that old fashioned problem with Glasgow. One of my neighbours is flying the red hand of Ulster, and you only do that if you want to make a 'statement'..
I find it awfully hilarious that, according to most media, the UK is going ''bonkers for the jubilee'', and yet the only evidence I have seen of this here is supermarkets trying to ram it down our throats with stupid jubilee cakes and bunting everywhere, or the BBC news showing celebrations in London.
All the jubilee does in Glasgow is brings out that old fashioned problem with Glasgow. One of my neighbours is flying the red hand of Ulster, and you only do that if you want to make a 'statement'..
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A Youtube classic. ''for you, for three dollas jagaga chaja here he.. buck fitty..''
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nickyf1 wrote:
I find it awfully hilarious that, according to most media, the UK is going ''bonkers for the jubilee'', and yet the only evidence I have seen of this here is supermarkets trying to ram it down our throats with stupid jubilee cakes and bunting everywhere, or the BBC news showing celebrations in London.
All the jubilee does in Glasgow is brings out that old fashioned problem with Glasgow. One of my neighbours is flying the red hand of Ulster, and you only do that if you want to make a 'statement'..
what.
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One of the funniest films I have ever seen.
''But Black Dynamite! I sell drugs in the community!''
''But Black Dynamite! I sell drugs in the community!''
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Dave Chappelle is hilarious, he cracks me up everytime
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I'm beginning to think Nicky has a pension for black people...
In which case, I grant you a Mexican:
In which case, I grant you a Mexican:
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Wasn't that guy on Epic Meal Time for an episode?
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I'm recovering with some Limmy. LloydsPharmacyONEWORD!
I will skip uni one day and stay on the train to Yoker thanks to this..
I will skip uni one day and stay on the train to Yoker thanks to this..
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best. show. ever.
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gen3ral ts0 wrote:
best. show. ever.
s*ithawks!
Who would believe that this came out of Canada? It's awesome.
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saw this posted in my News Feed on FB, so here it is:
#8 for You, Simon!!!
#8 for You, Simon!!!
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no. 6
reminds me of this
jon hendren @fart
free drinks tip: bust into a bar all winded demanding to know what year it is & tell tales about the malevolent insect lord
reminds me of this
jon hendren @fart
free drinks tip: bust into a bar all winded demanding to know what year it is & tell tales about the malevolent insect lord
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If this is continuity announcing at its finest my stammering in podcasts and commentary should make me a top candidate for a BBC job
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Sorry if we've had this before, but as long as we're talking about on-mic slipups:
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Does this ad play on telly south of the border? It's brilliant.
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Just a masterpiece.
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