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Post by AMR Garage on Tue 5 Jun 2012 - 0:49

CMGraphix wrote:And how did you run into this? Hilarious

Jon Bigger (listeners collective) posted it on facebook

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Post by HCR generaltso on Tue 5 Jun 2012 - 2:15

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7993947/club-trillion-gets-wasted-indy-500

"The infield security guards are still either the laziest people in the world or they are just laid-back folks who understand that being a party pooper is a more serious offense than the petty, victimless crimes they're hired to stop. This became apparent shortly after my friends and I tapped the three kegs we brought to the track and put them on ice about an hour before the green flag dropped. A security guard approached us and said: "You guys know you aren't supposed to have kegs in here. I'll let it slide, but you have to promise me you won't throw any of them over the fence again this year."

Yes, you read that right — again.

You see, two years ago I brought a couple kegs to the race and tapped them not too far from where we tapped our kegs this year. And when the first keg was empty, I channeled my inner Magnus Ver Magnusson and threw it over the 10-foot fence, prompting one of my friends to freak out about the $30 deposit and climb the fence to retrieve the keg. Now, based on the video I linked to earlier and the fact that throwing beer cans over the fence was a point of emphasis for the security people this year, you would think that my group of friends being recognized as the guys who threw a keg over the fence and then retrieved it would be enough for us to get reprimanded somehow, especially since we had all the necessary materials in front of us to do it again. Yet we were essentially told, "You know that stupid, dangerous, and entirely illegal thing you guys did a couple of years ago? Do me a favor and try to resist the temptation to do that again. Or else I'm going to take your already-empty kegs away from you and then give you another warning next year.""


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Post by nickyf1 on Tue 5 Jun 2012 - 12:14

Man, never trust a guy with a wife beater on, sideburns and a moustache like that.

I find it awfully hilarious that, according to most media, the UK is going ''bonkers for the jubilee'', and yet the only evidence I have seen of this here is supermarkets trying to ram it down our throats with stupid jubilee cakes and bunting everywhere, or the BBC news showing celebrations in London.

All the jubilee does in Glasgow is brings out that old fashioned problem with Glasgow. One of my neighbours is flying the red hand of Ulster, and you only do that if you want to make a 'statement'..

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Post by nickyf1 on Thu 7 Jun 2012 - 0:27

A Youtube classic. ''for you, for three dollas jagaga chaja here he.. buck fitty..''

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Post by HCR generaltso on Thu 7 Jun 2012 - 4:52

nickyf1 wrote:
I find it awfully hilarious that, according to most media, the UK is going ''bonkers for the jubilee'', and yet the only evidence I have seen of this here is supermarkets trying to ram it down our throats with stupid jubilee cakes and bunting everywhere, or the BBC news showing celebrations in London.

All the jubilee does in Glasgow is brings out that old fashioned problem with Glasgow. One of my neighbours is flying the red hand of Ulster, and you only do that if you want to make a 'statement'..

what.

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Post by HCR generaltso on Thu 7 Jun 2012 - 5:17


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Post by nickyf1 on Thu 7 Jun 2012 - 13:09

One of the funniest films I have ever seen.

''But Black Dynamite! I sell drugs in the community!''




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Post by BG Beanz on Thu 7 Jun 2012 - 19:36

Dave Chappelle is hilarious, he cracks me up everytime






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Post by Hailfire97x on Thu 7 Jun 2012 - 19:48

I'm beginning to think Nicky has a pension for black people...

In which case, I grant you a Mexican:



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Post by BG Beanz on Thu 7 Jun 2012 - 19:59

Wasn't that guy on Epic Meal Time for an episode?

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Post by nickyf1 on Thu 7 Jun 2012 - 20:19

I'm recovering with some Limmy. LloydsPharmacyONEWORD!



I will skip uni one day and stay on the train to Yoker thanks to this..

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Post by HCR generaltso on Fri 8 Jun 2012 - 18:56



best. show. ever.

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Post by nickyf1 on Fri 8 Jun 2012 - 19:07

gen3ral ts0 wrote:

best. show. ever.

s*ithawks!

Who would believe that this came out of Canada? It's awesome.

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Post by LMR DarthMario on Sat 9 Jun 2012 - 0:03

saw this posted in my News Feed on FB, so here it is:



#8 for You, Simon!!!




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Post by HCR generaltso on Sat 9 Jun 2012 - 0:49

no. 6

reminds me of this

jon hendren ‏@fart

free drinks tip: bust into a bar all winded demanding to know what year it is & tell tales about the malevolent insect lord

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Post by AMR Garage on Sun 10 Jun 2012 - 1:26





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Re: The Hilarious Thread

Post by AMR Garage on Sun 10 Jun 2012 - 1:28

If this is continuity announcing at its finest my stammering in podcasts and commentary should make me a top candidate for a BBC job Razz


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Post by Kurzheck on Sun 10 Jun 2012 - 8:11

Sorry if we've had this before, but as long as we're talking about on-mic slipups:

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Post by Standaman94 on Tue 12 Jun 2012 - 11:57

If you look closely, you can see that the typing is fake.







If you want to survive out here, you've got to know where your towel is.

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Post by Standaman94 on Wed 13 Jun 2012 - 21:08

http://vimeo.com/39114507#






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Post by BG Beanz on Wed 13 Jun 2012 - 21:55

Best for sale advertisement in the history of ever:


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Post by nickyf1 on Fri 15 Jun 2012 - 13:04

Does this ad play on telly south of the border? It's brilliant.

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Post by Standaman94 on Tue 19 Jun 2012 - 17:49

I wondered what this meant.







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Post by nickyf1 on Tue 26 Jun 2012 - 13:32



Just a masterpiece.


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Post by Standaman94 on Tue 26 Jun 2012 - 13:42

nickyf1 wrote:

Just a masterpiece.

I see your Cox and I raise you a Brian







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