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Re: The right good British moan thread

Post by Standaman94 on Thu 27 Dec 2012 - 18:34

... And that was our relationship advice of the day, from Tubbi. Thankyou Tubbi Smile

And coming up is comic hour, with Adrian. Over to you.






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Re: The right good British moan thread

Post by Flyin Mikey J on Thu 27 Dec 2012 - 18:38

SelectiveRogue wrote:right trigger on xbox controller breaking into 2 Sad to many enduro races

Been there done that. If you have another used up controller, you might be able to open both of them up and switch out the bad trigger.

Yes, I am a cheap sonofabeach.


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Re: The right good British moan thread

Post by PLOW tubbi on Thu 27 Dec 2012 - 18:49

dishonest tip:

buy a new controller from hmv, clean up your old one, return the old one under the new receipt in exchange for a new one.
hey presto, two new controllers with no outlay.

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Re: The right good British moan thread

Post by Flyin Mikey J on Thu 27 Dec 2012 - 18:53

Damn Tubbi... to think I trusted you to build me a legal car for JrTCC @ Tsukuba.

Hilarious


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Re: The right good British moan thread

Post by PLOW tubbi on Thu 27 Dec 2012 - 18:59

official tubbi reasoning:

controllers are handled, stored, sat on, used heavily, these items should be a bit more resilient to usage, particularly as some of them develop the dreaded left stick fault.

Deserves a bit of pay back if you ask me.

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Re: The right good British moan thread

Post by Flyin Mikey J on Thu 27 Dec 2012 - 19:03

My rubber is worn out.

Left stick rubber that is.


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Re: The right good British moan thread

Post by BG Beanz on Thu 27 Dec 2012 - 19:04

PLOW tubbi wrote:dishonest tip:

buy a new controller from hmv, clean up your old one, return the old one under the new receipt in exchange for a new one.
hey presto, two new controllers with no outlay.
Done that many a time with controllers, wireless headsets, the lot! lol!

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Re: The right good British moan thread

Post by PLOW tubbi on Thu 27 Dec 2012 - 19:07

Q, why is trash still listed in yellow at the bottom of posts?

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Re: The right good British moan thread

Post by F4H Lotterer on Thu 27 Dec 2012 - 19:16

because stewards are lazy creatures that take time to change anything Wink

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Re: The right good British moan thread

Post by BG Scarlett on Thu 27 Dec 2012 - 19:53

PLOW tubbi wrote:Scarlet:

if you spend too much on a girl and she accepts it, she's with you for the wrong reasons.
its you she should be after, not material items.
the only safe time to spend that kind of money is when you are married and she has as much to lose as yourself.

Just advice from a guy that's been there many times and managed to filer out a good one from all of the $hit bags out there.

my commiserations on the loss.

Merry Christmas all

Good advice Tubbi - that's why I am going to buy me one of these for £20k.

BOOYAH

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Re: The right good British moan thread

Post by XPR Roadrunner on Fri 4 Jan 2013 - 19:48

mopar4t4 wrote:All I ask for is your commitment to drive the Viper in as many races as possible. I myself will be able to run half the races because I have commitments elsewhere and I would like to be a supportive Team Owner role when I am not racing myself.

The Viper will be mid range at most of the tracks (but not ideal) at the others. I am being honest because I want drivers to know ahead of time before they commit to a team so that we stay as serious as possible. I want to have fun as well, don't get me wrong, but I want a commited group of drivers.


Are people [Censored] blind around here? Are people [Censored] illiterate? I have now had 3 people leave me because they didn't like the Viper because it is slow in a straight line.

I TOLD YOU LOT THIS MONTHS AGO WHEN YOU SIGNED UP WITH ME. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE VIPER THEN STOP WASTING MY GODDAMN [Censored] TIME TRYING TO HAVE YOU ON AN OFFICIAL TEAM.

THIS GOES AS A WARNING TO ANYONE YOU WHO IS LOOKING TO JOIN: TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT. DO NOT WASTE MY TIME. I AM NOT IN THE MOOD TO PLAY CHILDISH GAMES ANY LONGER.


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Re: The right good British moan thread

Post by TG Axiom on Fri 4 Jan 2013 - 21:20

mopar4t4 wrote:
mopar4t4 wrote:All I ask for is your commitment to drive the Viper in as many races as possible. I myself will be able to run half the races because I have commitments elsewhere and I would like to be a supportive Team Owner role when I am not racing myself.

The Viper will be mid range at most of the tracks (but not ideal) at the others. I am being honest because I want drivers to know ahead of time before they commit to a team so that we stay as serious as possible. I want to have fun as well, don't get me wrong, but I want a commited group of drivers.


Are people [Censored] blind around here? Are people [Censored] illiterate? I have now had 3 people leave me because they didn't like the Viper because it is slow in a straight line.

I TOLD YOU LOT THIS MONTHS AGO WHEN YOU SIGNED UP WITH ME. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE VIPER THEN STOP WASTING MY GODDAMN [Censored] TIME TRYING TO HAVE YOU ON AN OFFICIAL TEAM.

THIS GOES AS A WARNING TO ANYONE YOU WHO IS LOOKING TO JOIN: TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT. DO NOT WASTE MY TIME. I AM NOT IN THE MOOD TO PLAY CHILDISH GAMES ANY LONGER.



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Re: The right good British moan thread

Post by XPR Roadrunner on Fri 4 Jan 2013 - 21:23

I would like to apologize to anyone who got offended by my comments. My emotions got the better of me. I am emotionally unstable after a death in the family and recent news sent me over the edge.

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Re: The right good British moan thread

Post by HCR generaltso on Sat 5 Jan 2013 - 5:08

nickyf1 wrote:Scene kids on the train.

Obviously too scene to sit down on the seats.

Obviously too scene to stand anywhere other than right in front of the doors.

Obviously too scene to acknowledge that people need to get on the train.

Obviously too scene to understand: ''excuse me''

I hate scene kids on the train. I really do.

parents are [Censored] nowadays

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Re: The right good British moan thread

Post by HCR generaltso on Sat 12 Jan 2013 - 18:21

http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/blog/50647/man+wins+fishing+tourney+with+fish+stolen+from+aquarium/

what a dick

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Re: The right good British moan thread

Post by Standaman94 on Sun 13 Jan 2013 - 17:30

I wouldn't mind it if they used the money to do something worthwhile (ie Start a business or help the aged etc) but these kids deserve no credit.

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Re: The right good British moan thread

Post by PLOW tubbi on Sun 13 Jan 2013 - 18:20

you taking the urine with that URL! or what

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Re: The right good British moan thread

Post by Flyin Mikey J on Sun 13 Jan 2013 - 20:59

Danica Patrick.

The media's obsession with Her.

Her fans.

Getting banned from message boards for calling Her out for what She is, and trust me it is not "talented driver".

And Her flat chest.


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Re: The right good British moan thread

Post by PLOW tubbi on Sun 13 Jan 2013 - 21:01

oh no you didn't lol!

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Re: The right good British moan thread

Post by Flyin Mikey J on Sun 13 Jan 2013 - 21:04

Oh yes I did.


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Re: The right good British moan thread

Post by DTR Rock on Tue 15 Jan 2013 - 4:15

Flyin Mikey J wrote:Danica Patrick.

Her fans.
Fans? .... Does she really have any fans!!?

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Re: The right good British moan thread

Post by F4H Lotterer on Tue 15 Jan 2013 - 5:22

Publicity fans lol!

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Re: The right good British moan thread

Post by BG Wumba on Tue 15 Jan 2013 - 6:16

Flyin Mikey J wrote:.
And Her flat chest.


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Re: The right good British moan thread

Post by xVampirAx on Tue 15 Jan 2013 - 7:58

the job center since they didnt help me find a job and plus the fact that they ask you to find at least 19 jobs but there is so few jobs out there which doesnt help and plus the fact that there so many companys going bust which means there are even more people out of work
the government in general since they dont know what they are doing
bttc and jason plato
F1 i.e bernie ecclestone who keeps changing the rules
redbull racing,vettel
movie remakes of original movies which are even worse.
starbucks or any branded coffee shop that charges you £2.00 plus for a version of coffee
x factor
5 gear since has jason plato in it
the premier league since it has football players who only care about how much they going to get paid
football teams owners who keep changing mangers when their team isnt doing well
DLC thats more than 1600 points or 1gb in size
the daily mail or daily mail readers
chavs and their cars which have been ruined with pointless body kits etc
drunk people or drunk chavs
people who feel the need to listen to music at a volume that everyone can hear it
drivers who dont use their turn signal untill the last second or dont even use so you dont know where they are going.
young drivers who feel the need to play music at a high volume so you hear them coming
old drivers who really shouldnt driving

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Re: The right good British moan thread

Post by AMR Garage on Tue 15 Jan 2013 - 19:50

I'm just gonna leave this here...



...not hilarious enough to be put in the right thread, but is a right good british (with bits of american) moan...




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