Caption Competition!

I went onto the internet and i found THIS - http://www.touringcartimes.com/picture.php?id=3310

So, CAPTION COMPETITION TIME i thought. Im hoping to run this as a weekly thing, with voting at the end of each week. And might be a nice feature on SnD.

so this is round 1 effectively.

get your funnies out! Let battle commence!

ok i think this!! "only £250.000 more to go then i can race!!! hope they have the seat in 2017!!! lol"

or this "bloody scousers"

Like all good Meccano kits Jimmy found he had one piece left over....

And this is all that could be salvaged after Tom Chilton ran into the back of me!

I'm so excited about this year!

looks down

looks embarased

errrr can I cover this with a helmet please?

"Steve later regretted the decision to hold the photshoot in Liverpool town centre"

''SEAT launches new green initiative for the season, the new car, the SEAT Leon AFP, will be powered by AFP technology (Alternating Foot Positioning)''

kris one wrote:or this "bloody scousers"

Thanks

"This is how good my chances are this season...all I need is a Bumper"

I found a good picture for this that I saw on the PF1 forums, its pretty damn funny

Ok, just cause I want to show off this picture somewhere we may as well make up some funny captions for it...



Shumi - "You have a strange hair style"

@nicky: That's the last time I buy off ebay!

Off camera Gok Wan has collapsed in a fit of hysteria.

"I can't believe he wore the whole thing!"

The Clarkson look wasn't...quite...going to plan!

Shumacher - Bring the car round, my good man! Full wets.
Valet - But sir, it is not raining
Schumacher - Schnell!

Actually more interested in why Leonard Nimoy (Spock) has let himself go and seems to be equally upset by the ridiculous hat.....(finding it quite illogical)
maybe Schumacher is taking up Bowls?

Looks like a meeting of the Leather Jackets and Funny Hats Club. I count 3 jackets and 2 hats

"Are you dressed up for the Michael Jackson comeback concert?"
"YEE HEE"!

(I think this might be rubbish! lol)

"Nobody could quite explain why Michael Schumacher had decided to arrive wearing a small birthday cake with three candles on his head."

'Shumi tries to be Australian for network Ten. He offends many.

meanwhile, max mosely develops a new fetish..'

A New One!!!!

Kimi - I am not feeling well. I think I have swine flu.
Luca - I'm not surprised! You are burning up! There's some Magnums in the fridge, go cool down...

OR

Luca - You let me down again, Kimi. Another retirement. What goes wrong, hmm? You no remember how to race, hmm? You wan' me get Tony and the boys to remind you, yes? They very persuasive.
Kimi - No boss I am just not having much luck and the car's not very good and...
Luca - Oh so it'sa the car now, hmm? It's MY car that is the problem, is that what you telling me? It's MY f**king car is it!?
Kimi - No Don de Montezumula it's not the car it's...
Luca - What, it's no the car now? You just say it's the car, now it's no the car, no? You know what? You full of s**t, Kimi. You full of excuses. I no wanna hear no excuses. I no wanna hear 'it'sa the car.' 'It'sa the track.' It'sa the f**king driver!
Kimi - No boss sorry boss.
Luca - Kimi, Kimi, Kimi. I take you in, huh? I give you money. I give you women, hmm? Fame, yes? I give you the world. An' this how you repay me? You wanna rip off the prancing pony's head and leave it in my bed, no?

Thread locked........that just can't be topped!

Luca - Kimi, I am your father! Win Grands Prix, just for me!

Kimi - eeerrrr you not my father errrrrr he live in Helsinki errrrrr his name Mika Hakkinen errrrrr.

Luca - eh? speak up?

have it at

..'Ahh would you look at that ass over the... oh. err. Budget Caps, yeah, err the teams arnt err, discussin..'