Re: The Hilarious Thread

by **Ax4x Mikey J** Mon 6 Aug 2012 - 8:00

This is why fans should always pay attention to their surroundings when in the pits...

by Hailfire97x Mon 6 Aug 2012 - 12:38

Good job, Pruett...

by **Biggsy tv** Tue 7 Aug 2012 - 19:35

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6zEqpv2hLA&feature=player_detailpage#t=1081s

by Red Dirt Bandit Wed 8 Aug 2012 - 2:08

Almost put this in the my other car is thread.

The Hilarious Thread - Page 9 7736752660_5505349f8f

by HCR generaltso Wed 8 Aug 2012 - 21:31

http://www.thesuperficial.com/jeff-ross-joe-paterno-aurora-shooting-dark-knight-rises-roseanne-barr-08-2012

“Seth, congratulations. This is actually a great night for you … you haven’t gotten this much attention since you shot all those people in Aurora. … I’m kidding. You are not like James Holmes. At least he did something in a movie theater that people remember!”

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

jeff ross is awesome.

by **Ax4x Mikey J** Thu 9 Aug 2012 - 6:24

by **Ax4x Mikey J** Thu 9 Aug 2012 - 23:16

by HCR generaltso Fri 10 Aug 2012 - 4:57

oh wow

by HCR generaltso Fri 10 Aug 2012 - 6:51

canada is hilarious.

by **CQR Aero** Fri 10 Aug 2012 - 8:34

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! lol!

by **Biggsy tv** Fri 10 Aug 2012 - 8:46

I was in tears last night when I realised that Stephane Ratels french accent doesn't work well with Youtubes captions feature. Choose English (transcribed), and it starts with Stephanes conference with "experience in Arizona" Neutral

by **CQR Aero** Fri 10 Aug 2012 - 8:50

Wow, that's even worse than the BBC subtitles. Hilarious!

"Up to sixty entry bozos gordon jolly"

by theboomeranga Fri 10 Aug 2012 - 23:08

Not sure where it should go so I put it here:
Stupid Kiwi Muphy :/
http://www.v8supercars.com.au/championship/newsarticle/when-ambrose-and-murphy-went-nose-to-nose/tabid/70/newsid/12764/default.aspx

by **Ax4x Mikey J** Sun 12 Aug 2012 - 9:19

by AMR of the Apex Sun 12 Aug 2012 - 18:56

by **Biggsy tv** Thu 16 Aug 2012 - 17:47

by **Ax4x Mikey J** Thu 16 Aug 2012 - 19:35

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Athens Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

by **Richy59** Fri 17 Aug 2012 - 18:36

http://www.photoshoptroll.com/

by AMR of the Apex Fri 17 Aug 2012 - 22:13

Do NOT turn off the subs Wink

by Red Dirt Bandit Sat 18 Aug 2012 - 1:30

by **Richy59** Sat 18 Aug 2012 - 11:03

by **Biggsy tv** Sat 18 Aug 2012 - 13:25

by HCR generaltso Sat 18 Aug 2012 - 16:32

CMGraphix wrote:

hahahahahahahahah

by CQR Deuce Sun 19 Aug 2012 - 3:30

A couple went golfing one day at a very exclusive course lined with million dollar homes.

On the third tee, the husband cautioned, "Honey,be careful when you drive. If we break one of those windows it'll cost us a fortune to repair".

Of course, she tee'd off and promptly shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course.

The husband cringed, "I warned you to watch out! Now we'll have to go up there and apologize and see how much that lousy drive is going to cost us."

They walked up, knocked on the door, and a warm voice said, "Come on in."

When they opened the door they saw glass all over the place and a broken antique bottle lying on its side near the broken window.

A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke the window?"

"Uh yeah, we're sure sorry about that" the husband replied.

"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself."

"Wow, that's great!" the husband said.

He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem," said the genie, "You've got it, it's the least I can do."

"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.

"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world" she said.

"Consider it done," the genie said.

"And now," the couple both asked in unison, "What's your wish, genie?"

"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in a thousand years, my wish is to have *** with your wife."

The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering all that, I guess I wouldn't mind."

The genie and the woman went upstairs where he ravished her in every conceivable position, and then some, for the rest of the afternoon.

Both satisfied each other repeatedly, and afterwards, the genie rolled over and looked at the wife and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"

"Why, we're both 35" she responded breathlessly.

"You have to be kidding me! Thirty-five years old and both you idiots still believe in genies?

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