Re: The Hilarious Thread

by RumbleBee 392 Wed 26 Sep 2012 - 21:20

Wooooow ok..... He married her? Lol woooooooww

by XPR Roadrunner Wed 26 Sep 2012 - 21:28

I saw that a few months ago and I was furiously entertained.

by Beanz Wed 26 Sep 2012 - 21:40

WCM Outlaw wrote:Wooooow ok..... He married her? Lol woooooooww

I know right? I for one could never even stand to be around somebody that stupid for a period of time, let alone marry them!

by **ATR DAN** Wed 26 Sep 2012 - 21:49

BG Beanz wrote:

by nickyf1 Thu 27 Sep 2012 - 13:05

by **Ax4x Mikey J** Sun 30 Sep 2012 - 6:19

by Beanz Sun 30 Sep 2012 - 10:35

by Hailfire97x Mon 1 Oct 2012 - 9:16

by Racert46 Mon 1 Oct 2012 - 10:32

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Stop posting pictures of yourself Beanz.... lol!

by Beanz Mon 1 Oct 2012 - 16:43

Racert46 wrote:Stop posting pictures of yourself Beanz....

by **Richy59** Wed 3 Oct 2012 - 11:05

by Beanz Wed 3 Oct 2012 - 16:58

by Beanz Wed 3 Oct 2012 - 20:16

I just love the crap i find on the internet, it's great!

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by F4H Drake Thu 4 Oct 2012 - 0:39

by HCR generaltso Thu 4 Oct 2012 - 5:34

by F4H Drake Thu 4 Oct 2012 - 6:05

gen3ral ts0 wrote:

sup

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by Beanz Thu 4 Oct 2012 - 6:18

gen3ral ts0 wrote:

sup

The best thing i've seen in a long time!

by HCR generaltso Thu 4 Oct 2012 - 7:37

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remember when drivers had fun instead of scripted interviews with eddie jordan?

by F4H Drake Thu 4 Oct 2012 - 7:46

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Sir Stirling Moss like a Boss.

by Wooflers Thu 4 Oct 2012 - 17:15

Drake that is more awesome than hilarious!! And LOL at your laughing last night on XBL

by Standaman94 Fri 5 Oct 2012 - 10:14

by **CQR Aero** Fri 5 Oct 2012 - 11:57

THIS IS AN ACTUAL CUSTOMER REVIEW FROM A MAN ON AMAZON.COM AFTER USING VEET HAIR REMOVAL CREAM FOR MEN. SOOOO FUNNY!!!:

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving att
empts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put
my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, toe the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.
This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering “ooooohhh that feels good” Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status…so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect.

by Racert46 Fri 5 Oct 2012 - 12:29

That was so funny I got tears in my eyes Hilarious

by Red Dirt Bandit Sat 6 Oct 2012 - 21:47

I dont know how to put a gif up so....

http://uberhumor.com/how-to-win

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